成长的烦恼第一季117

?Growing Pains 117 V2.0
Carol: Mike, Mike, Mike I am trying to talk on the phone.
Mike: Oh, right. I didn't even notice Carol, I'm sorry.
Jason: Hi, guys.
Children together: Good afternoon, father.
Jason: Oh, it's allowance day!
Mike: It is?
Carol: Oh?
Ben: What do you know?
Jason: You kids really think you can con me.
Mike: I'm sorry, father. I Couldn't hear you, I was dusting.
Jason: Ok, ok, Here's your blood money. Just don't think for a minute I bought
into
your act. And thanks for going to the trouble of trying to deceive me.
Mike: Oh, any time.
Jason: And it warms my heart to know that this room will been clean and the
laundry neatly folded by the time your mom gets home.
Ben: Hey dad. You gave me too much money..(Stopped by Mike)
Carol: Me too, gave me double.
Mike: Me too. I don't like this.
Carol: Something smells rotten
Mike: It's Ben.
Ben: No, it's February, remember?
Mike: Oh, yeah, dad's annual birthday's scam. The old man thinks he's gonna con
us
into spending all this on him.
Carol: Poor guy.
Mike: So, Carol, what are you going to get him?
Carol: I'm not telling.
Mike: what another Preppy shirt like you get every year? How, how will I even
top
that?
Ben: I've got the perfect present.
Carol: What?
Ben: I am giving dad the ashtray I created in school
Mike: Great present for a guy who doesn't smoke.
Carol: Yeah, well what are you going to get?
Mike: Alright, you guys ready for this?
Carol: Sure.
Mike: A book!
Ben: Dad already has a book!
Mike: My God, he's right.
Jason: (singing) I wish me a happy birthday, I wish me a happy birthday. I wish
me
a happy birthday….Because I am such a cool guy.
Maggie: Hi, sweet heart
Jason: Hi, honey.
Maggie: How was your day?
Jason: My day, listen the old miracle worker had a major break through with a
patient i've been trading for two years now
Maggie: Is that the vacuum cleaner?
Jason: Yeah, yeah, the kids are cleaning. So anyway, this patient…..
Maggie: All of them?
Jason: Yeah. So let me tell you about this guy, he was terrified of his own
bodily
fluid.
Maggie: How did you get them to do it?
Jason: I'm a master communicator.
Maggie: So, how was your day?
Jason: Oh, fair.
Maggie: Nothing exciting happened with any of your patients?
Jason: No, no, no…. so how was your day?
Maggie: Oh, fantastic! Fred Mathers called me in his office and assigned me an
entire series for next week.
Jason: Really?
Maggie: Let's get serious abour raw sewage!
Jason: Wo..
Maggie: So excited.
Jason: Didn't you already do a story about waste?
Maggie: Well, I guess they think of sewage, and they think of me. So anyway, i'm
really gonna have my hands full this weekend
Jason: This weekend?
Maggie: Uh ha
Jason: Saturday?
Maggie: Yeah.
Jason: February the eighth?
Maggie: Yes, why? Do we have plans I don't know about?
Jason: No, I think it might be a special day for someone.
Maggie: Oh, that's right, how could I have forgotten? Hehe, Presiden